Ellie turned 19 on May 3rd. (Yeah, I know. Almost extinct.) Mom was asking us what we should get for her. It was a hard question because it seems that the older we get, the harder it is to find a gift that will hold some significance. I was scratching my head, puzzling over it... but Cilla was brimming with ideas. First she said that we should get Ellie a farm. Then, a second later, her genius streak glowed brightly, “No!” she said, “We should get her a man!”
We all snapped our fingers. “Ah ha!”
A personal ad seemed to be the easiest way to reach the most people, so here goes.
To Qualify, You Must:
Be as perfect as she is.
Victims should click on the envelope icon which is at the bottom of this post. Make sure to arrive gift wrapped.
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